Jesus Take the Wheel Women's Tee — "I'm Too Drunk to Drive"

This slim-fit tee reads like a wink and a hug—soft, light, and a little bit cheeky. A playful illustration centers the chest: a laughing Jesus handing over car keys while a woman raises a drink, captioned with bold, upbeat lettering. The shirt’s longer length and fitted cut make it feel tucked-in and pulled-together, while the airy 4.2 oz fabric keeps it cool on warm nights or crowded dance floors. Wear it to bar crawls, girls’ nights out, or casual brunches when you want to share a laugh without saying too much. It settles close to the body, so size up when you want a relaxed silhouette. The tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape keep it comfortable against skin and durable through repeat washes.

Product features
- Lightweight 4.2 oz airlume combed and ringspun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Slim fit with longer body length—runs smaller than usual (consider sizing up)
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam to maintain neckline elasticity
- Tear-away label and flammability-compliant construction

Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean